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Whose birthday is coming up? Aging is way underrated. What's more fun than reading glasses and a bad knee? Keep your liver flushed with good booze and your sense of humor intact. As William Wallace said, "Every man dies, not every man really lives." A great birthday gift for the wise guy (or gal) in your life.
Printed on a soft, heavyweight unisex tee: thick enough to hold its shape, soft enough to wear on repeat.
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Relaxed, true-to-size unisex fit
- Garment-dyed for a lived-in look that won't fade fast
- Printed to order and shipped in a few days
Hey Geezer! Unisex classic tee
$20.00
Printed on a soft, heavyweight unisex tee: thick enough to hold its shape, soft enough to wear on repeat.
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Relaxed, true-to-size unisex fit
- Garment-dyed for a lived-in look that won't fade fast
- Printed to order and shipped in a few days